Well - I don't think I need to write much in way of explanation of this one do I?.... Poor Sophers... I hope she doesn't want it back now it has been claimed by the Douglas cat! Have a look here for some more mental cats!
...What you need to know about me is that I hate answering questions as broad as this, I need something more specific!
I am the untidiest person I know. Professionally I'm required to be organised, unfortunately this has not yet extended itself to my house which looks like it has been stirred with a large spoon. It also appears I have a fear of punctuation, I write like I speak, about fourteen to the dozen, barely drawing breath!